This is what it's like to have your birthday in the middle of Finals Week:
Friend: Happy Birthday, Logan!
Me: You want to come help me celebrate tonight?
Friend: Uh, I'm really sorry, man, but I have a final in the morning. Maybe next year.
Me: But I graduate next week and will never see you again.
Friend: Well, um, goodbye!
And then...
Friend2: Happy Birthday, Logan!
Me: You want to come help me celebrate tonight?
Friend2: Uh, I'm really sorry, Logan, but I have a paper due in the morning. Maybe next year.
Me: But I graduate next week and will never see you again.
Friend2: Well, um, goodbye!
And so on. And so on.