It's my birthday

This is what it's like to have your birthday in the middle of Finals Week:

Friend: Happy Birthday, Logan!

Me: You want to come help me celebrate tonight?

Friend: Uh, I'm really sorry, man, but I have a final in the morning. Maybe next year.

Me: But I graduate next week and will never see you again.

Friend: Well, um, goodbye!

And then...

Friend2: Happy Birthday, Logan!

Me: You want to come help me celebrate tonight?

Friend2: Uh, I'm really sorry, Logan, but I have a paper due in the morning. Maybe next year.

Me: But I graduate next week and will never see you again.

Friend2: Well, um, goodbye!

And so on. And so on.