Column Numba Five!

For anyone who remembers that song from God knows how long ago, here's something Lou Bega could sing to get his career back.

Read up, read down, and move it all around.
Put the paper to the air, put the paper to the ground.
Turn one page left, and one page right
You start on the front and you jump to inside
Fold it up once then unfold it twice
And if it reads like this then we're doing it right.

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