Hooray for Insurance
Excerpt from my new liability insurance agreement that made me laugh:
"'We' do not pay for 'bodily injury', 'property damage', 'personal injury', or 'advertising injury' which results from war. (This includes undeclared war, civil war, insurrection, rebellion, revolution, warlike act by a military force or military personnel, or destruction, seizure, or use of property for a military purpose. Discharge of a Nuclear weapon is deemed a warlike act even if accidental.)"
"'We' do not pay for 'bodily injury', 'property damage', 'personal injury', or 'advertising injury' which results from war. (This includes undeclared war, civil war, insurrection, rebellion, revolution, warlike act by a military force or military personnel, or destruction, seizure, or use of property for a military purpose. Discharge of a Nuclear weapon is deemed a warlike act even if accidental.)"
1 Comments:
Hahaha.... that's awesome. Logan, I'm going to have to ask you to keep the firing of your nuke-yuh-ler weapons at a minimum. Accident is no excuse.
~Katie
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