Admit it, Katherine. You love your makeup too damned much...

Rep. Katherine Harris, R-Fla., says the newspapers "colorized" her makeup to make her look bad.

My take:

Congresswoman Harris, you are full of elephant dung on this claim. I saw you with my own eyes at the State of the Union address, and your face was covered in the stuff. The colors were glowing so damned bright I could have landed a cessna on your face!

Unless, of course, reporters airbrushed it on you while you weren't looking or something...