It sucks to be a Boy Scout

First a leader has a heart attack at the National Jamboree.

Then 4 leaders die from electrocution at the National Jamboree.

Then hundreds of Scouts get sick close to the point of death from dehydration at the National Jamboree.

And now this.

I can only conclude that God hates Boy Scouts.

Well, maybe just Khaki shirts, and the people wearing them.

By the way, I'm an Eagle Scout. And now I'm going to go sit in a box and drink beer from a hat while I still have the chance.