Correction

Well, it appears I screwed up. I think I have mistakenly quoted Oscar Wilde, on several occasions, when it was really Red Smith who said the following, I think:

"There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit at a typewriter and open a vein."

If I was wrong, my deepest apologies to both Mr. Wilde and Mr. Smith.

If I was right the first time around, nevermind.

If I was wrong both times, well, the hell with it.